Ahh, if you saw the ugliest van in the world then it was night or weekend, that's my work truck. I guess that's obvious, who would plaster all those graphics on their personal car, or pick that color? You might still see the Aerio, my girlfriend's usually here on weekends.
The Camaro's at the back of the driveway near the garage with a cover on it. You wouldn't notice it much if the van is home. It was driven to where it sits now about 7 years ago, I'll bet it could be in running condition with an afternoon's work. Body is absolutely perfect with some surface rust around stone chips.